What is Wrong With This Chick?

Alright, now I may not be the most “lovey dovey” of girls –in fact I may use others’ lame bliss with their significant other as my source for entertainment, but all-in-all, I DO hope to find that “special” someone one day. Love Actually is a movie I envy and I relish at the thought that I could have that “butterflies in my stomach” type feeling after meeting the infamous “one.” This is a big step for me..FYI..I don’t DO feelings/emotions/putting-myself-out-there…ever.

With that in mind, below is an image I would like you all to take a look at…(click to enlarge)

Congrats you Guys!

Just wanted to send a congratulatory shout out to Ashley Poynter and Ron Madoch!

Honestly you guys are perfect! I can’t wait for the champagne toast at your wedding!

America’s Got Talent?

This is a 23 year old.

A Word from Taylor (Part 3)

Just received this “cover letter” from Taylor this afternoon. 10.2% unemployment? No….

Hi….My name is…

im a fast learner who is very effiecent and reliable. Im mostly looking for customer service work or dietary either one is fine wit me. Im not a picky worker, so any job field is fine because im easy to adapt to that position.

I’m also great wit grammar… pleaze hire me..

**Sidenote from Taylor: “PS when I went to send this almost every other word was flagged for misspelling.”

There are NO WORDS for this poor individual.

Leggo My Eggo? More Like Where’s My Eggo?

Is this for real?

Sound bite of the day: Peraica versus Daley

Grown men fighting as if it were Jerry Springer…

Sound bite of the day: Peraica versus Daley.

I love Chicago, but woah commissioners, take a chill pill!

Thank You Facebook For Offering Me the Oppurtunity to “Cancel” My Engagement

A verbatim conversation over AIM with one of my coworkers:

Me: hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
Her: love that they call it “cancelling”

Modern Warfare 2 is the Bane of All Our Existence

I am sure that it’s no new news to anyone that Modern Warefare 2 has hit the shelves of stores nationwide. With the drop of this video game, has brought an uproar across the social media world. For example:

Now don’t get me wrong people. I am not necessarily proud of it (or NOT proud of it for that matter), but back in the day I was amazing at Red Alert, Heroes of Might and Magic 2 and other various computer games. But HOLY COW, this has game has legitimately blown up(no pun intended) all over the Internet. And I will completely honest, I’m pretty sure it is the reason my computer lags and my browser won’t refresh on both Twitter and Facebook. In fact, for the last three days 2 out of the 10 top TRENDING topics on Twitter have been “MW2″ and “Modern Warefare 2.”  Really? We have NOTHING better to talk about than this computer game? I guess that I can’t really be that big of a hater since topics like “celebrityperfumes” and “bestfeeling” are also trending right now. And I guess that I am kind of provoking the attention by writing about it.

Shoot….I.am.a.hypocrite….

A Word From Taylor (Part 2)

Another situation where you may scratch your head:

I honestly don’t have a clue what this person is thinking?

A Word From Taylor (Part 1)

I have a good friend who works in Recruiting. Daily she sends me these messages about people attempting to enter our job market. Recently, unemployment reached an all-time high in America at 10.2%. Well…with what it seems many Americans have to offer, I’m not really surprised. Pure hilarity…

*Please note — the name of this individual and other details about him/his life have been changed to conceal their privacy. However, this is NOT by personal choice.